girl monday

You know I’ve always found implying that I look pregnant is the PERFECT way to woo me. Seriously, you all should try it sometime. I respond favorably and will want to date you…seriously.

Oh, and when you see that you’re not getting anywhere…be sure to ask if it’s because you’re black. That always makes me want to date you. Dude, seriously, you could be half-plaid, half-polka dot and I still wouldn’t want to date you. Get over yourself.

I was having such a good day until about 3-something. Stupid-ass opposite sex.

One of these I’ll relearn how to stand up for myself.

Someone stole all of my posts, oh the huge manatee! It’s all nice and empty in here. I’ll fill it back up soon. A nice, fresh start.